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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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doctorguilty

me every time a modern pokemon game drops that looks mediocre at best: feel like shit I just want her back

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bogleech

Every pokemon in the colloseum/stadium games was given so much personality in all their special little animations and the main games now are just *pokemon stands around a few different ways*

ablogoffoxes

The pokemon colloseum games were a treasure and it’s a crime that the new 3d games don’t even come close to reaching that bar.

snubbin
hell-propaganda

The vampire coffin making industry must be insane. You can’t go to a human carpenter for that. No human person needs a guaranteed light sealed coffin that can open from the inside. They also probably drop way more money than is reasonable into these things, it’s not like a vampire is gonna wanna replace their coffin every century or be caught dead in a shabby cheap one, but humans make coffins to be viewed exactly once, comfort not a factor, and then nailed shut and buried in the ground. Completely different goals

Anyway all this to say I am a carpenter, vampire-friendly, and I use the utmost discretion in conducting my business

mintboiii

What I'm hearing is vampires are to carpenters as furries are to artists

midnight-mod
dentalectomy

random fun fact: i’m about 5′7.5″. these days i usually say i’m 5′8″, but i used to round down to 5′7″, and let me tell you. this makes men who are rounding up to 5′7″ very angry

dentalectomy

a man, obviously more than an inch shorter than me: you can’t be 5′7″ because [voice cracks] i’m 5′7″

midnight-mod

I’m 6’0.75”. I used to round down to 6’.

When I tell you I got shouted at by 5’11” dudes……